Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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