- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's long and black The unemployment line

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Men

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Obama

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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