- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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