- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Face...the other white meat!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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