A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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