if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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