Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

my penis

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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