- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

The Female Orgasm

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Black people being friendly.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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