Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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