Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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How High is a Chinese man

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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bangers and mash?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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