The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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ure mama's so fat

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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