why did arno fly away? he was a bird

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

justin beiber sucks

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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