- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

WHAT THE BABIES?!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Nah

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

WNBA

A child walks into a classroom.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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