one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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