- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Female rights.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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