- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

There's a god, just kidding.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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