Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Women's rights.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Tall asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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