- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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