Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so nice.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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kennah campion when she talks

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the NAACP

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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