- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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