- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Racial equality.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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