- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Pickles are powerful

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

whats brown and booky a book.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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