Womens rights.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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so the weather's nice...

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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