A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Womens rights.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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arena football

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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