- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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