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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Penis.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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