A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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