- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

josh sucks polish adams dick

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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