Chicken

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why didn't he finish his

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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