- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

identical jokes get different votes.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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