what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

tommy is retared

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

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