When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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