What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

This is funny.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Albert your flies undone.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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