- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Women's rights

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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