what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why? Because.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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PENIS that is all

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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