once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Anti Joke

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