Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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