- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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