Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Llamaworm

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

thumb_up thumb_down -41

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -41

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

thumb_up thumb_down -41

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

thumb_up thumb_down -41

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops