- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

poop.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Faithful men.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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