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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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