- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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