- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

One day a man walked into a wall

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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