I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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