- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

if got a joke if fogot it

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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