- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A storm be brewin!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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