- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's two plus two? Window

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