A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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