- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

what is the color of a burp burple

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Cancer. Super Cancer.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

hi dave

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Neil Lewis

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What's the difference between a duck?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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