- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

your mama so old, shes dead.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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