What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a chinese man pays the full price

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

My jeans

I like Pi. It can make circles.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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