Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Your Mother

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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