- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

irish man drinking john smiths

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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