why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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