What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Dumbledore dies.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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