What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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