- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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