What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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