I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

rent a cops

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Tucker Rivera

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Justin beiber..

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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