Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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