What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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