Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Anyone can post anything.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Major League Soccer

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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