What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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