Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

No soap radio

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

no pun intended

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Julian Ha.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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