- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

You having friends.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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