- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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