What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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poopy is poopy

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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