- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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