Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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