- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

your mama so old, shes dead.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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