Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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