- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

bite me

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Justin with a hat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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