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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

White NBA players.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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