- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

you suck

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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