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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

how do you win a game try your best

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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