- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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