- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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