whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Anti Joke

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