- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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