- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A bar walks into a man

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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