- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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