What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

The game.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Sarah Palin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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