A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Hellen keller

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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The GOV and the WHO?

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Women's Rights

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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