what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Justin with a hat.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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