what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

meh

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

There's my tractor.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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