What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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non poop

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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