What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

pull my finger (farts)

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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