What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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