- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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