- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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