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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Knock knock come in.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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