- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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