why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Dude man, I'm high...

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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The game.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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