Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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