Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

darude- sandstorm

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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