What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Dude man, I'm high...

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Anti Joke

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