- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A American seeking into mexico

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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