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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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