Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What comes after 69? mouthwash

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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