- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what are three short words? i a am

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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