- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Gus's mom

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

roak

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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