What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Blacks

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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