- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people.

Hello.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?